Logline: High School senior Jason is sick of using his driving privileges to scam underclass girls into meaningless make-out sessions. When his longtime crush, Cassy, breaks up with the quarterback forty days away from graduation, it’s Jason's time to make a move. All of this is shot to hell when Cassy’s swept off her feet by Donnie aka "Old Balls,” a 35 year-old corvette-driving enigma with an unwavering confidence that's impossible to ignore. Now Jason must take Donnie down to win Cassy’s heart.